I live in a small town, and sometimes I find myself wishing there was a weird cult group that met at night and cast spells against our neighbors. It would give small-town living some life - imagine looking out the window to see your neighbor, not picking up the paper or snowblowing the driveway or anything mundane but twirling his fingers and flicking them towards your house in a burst of evil energy. It would certainly change the tone of your town.
The Shrine focuses on a small Polish village with a religious cult following where hikers and backpackers have gone missing. It's not Hostel or anything like that - the film quickly abolishes that concept with a scene that reassures this Polish town has no hostels. What it does have, though, is a dense layer of fog that covers a gruesome statue that bleeds from its eyes and follows those who dare look at it with its stare.
Ace reporter Carmen (Cindy Sampson), who notably does not do any such reporting on the trip, heads off to Poland with her photographer boyfriend Marcus (Aaron Ashmore) and an intern Sara (Meghan Heffern) to uncover the truth about the disappearances. There, she finds a bunch of unwelcoming locals who seem to be the cause of the deaths; their harsh, guttural growls don't really help things, especially when they're told to leave the country and go back to England.

The opening bits of The Shrine are quite slow, unnecessarily so. There's not much development done for the characters, despite there being only three of them. As noted before, Carmen does no reporting whatsoever during the film, even though she states she's been swamped with work. Marcus doesn't photograph much; his personality is limited to being angry at Carmen, scared for his life, or a mixture being angry-scared thanks to the villagers. Besides that, Marcus as a person barely exists. The same goes for Sara, except it's even more explicit - she barely gets a chance to talk, and her breakthrough moment is when she vomits up junk and is seemingly tortured by the villagers.
The Shrine is also fairly jumbled, often beginning scenarios it never returns to. An eyeless ghost visits Carmen and warns her not to go early in the film; it's a generic scare that not only doesn't work for the film, it's also so different from the rest of the film that it doesn't make sense - and no ghosts return after that, not even to talk to poor Sara.
There are some moments of flashing greatness, like the mist that envelopes the forest where the statue is housed. The statue is genuinely creepy, even if it does look ripped off from a gargoyle I saw once at a Six Flags Frightfest. It doesn't matter, though; the trick works, at least for that moment, and once the statue's head moves towards Carmen, it's an expected scare that is eerie anyway. These moments are very few, however, and sitting through those times where the Polish cultists grunt about the English or waiting for the expected twist to finally be revealed can be excruciating.

There was another thing that really bothered me about The Shrine, and that was the simple fact that the cultists could have easily just spoken to Marcus about, you know, the shrine and the inexplicably strange fog that everyone saw, and they could have been like, "Dude, those bitches are possessed," and things could have gone a lot smoother. Or the cultists could have just warned the kids about going in the woods, rather than confronting them physically and forcing them to search the forest. It's also disconcerting that Marcus would jump to smashing his girlfriend's face in with a spiked mask before he attempted to find a cure for her possession. Just saying, perhaps she was right to fight with him in the beginning of the movie.
There's not a whole lot about The Shrine that could be considered worthwhile viewing; it's not terribly bad, which means you will be able to sit through it without cringing at the dialogue or shouting at the TV like a hothead. It's certainly watchable, and it can be entertaining, but The Shrine won't be worshiped by most.